Panic as failed probe transmits again!

Probe held plak

After initial celebrations when contact with the Burman-Alpha-5 probe was restored, panic prevailed when the first picture was analysed, and matched against the doomsday plaque recovered from inside the Earth exclusion zone.

Have oxygen breathers from the planet Earth developed hyperdrive technology and breached the exclusion zone? Many people think so and it is now impossible to book a flight out of the Burman-Alpha system. On the central stock market orbiting Burman-Alpha-4, levels have fallen by 20%, even after Archetect Krull’s assurances there is no threat to his hydrogen breathing pets.

Burman aplha 5

Matters were not helped by Krull announcing a no-fly zone for most of the system near Burman-Alpha-5 for 3 days next week, sighting a navigation risk, from gravitational waves from planned heavy maintenance.

Only image sent by probe

Only image sent by probe

This all follows the revelation that the creature thought to have damaged the probe originally was not part of Lucifer’s sabotage, but purchases by Krull to control pests, by eating them! All part of this horrific food chain concept associated with oxygen breathers.

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